Can't enable secure boot setup mode

Framework Laptop 13 Linux
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Whenever I do erase all settings, bootctl status changes to

System:
      Firmware: n/a (n/a)
 Firmware Arch: x64
   Secure Boot: disabled (unsupported)
  TPM2 Support: yes
  Measured UKI: no
  Boot into FW: not supported

Current Boot Loader:
      Product: n/a
     Features: ✗ Boot counting
               ✗ Menu timeout control
               ✗ One-shot menu timeout control
               ✗ Default entry control
               ✗ One-shot entry control
               ✗ Support for XBOOTLDR partition
               ✗ Support for passing random seed to OS
               ✗ Load drop-in drivers
               ✗ Support Type #1 sort-key field
               ✗ Support @saved pseudo-entry
               ✗ Support Type #1 devicetree field
               ✗ Enroll SecureBoot keys
               ✗ Retain SHIM protocols
               ✗ Menu can be disabled
               ✗ Boot loader sets ESP information
          ESP: n/a
         File: └─n/a

Random Seed:
 System Token: not set
       Exists: yes

Available Boot Loaders on ESP:
          ESP: /boot (/dev/disk/by-partuuid/2c881739-d2ed-4fc0-a84b-0bbce9cbbe13)
         File: ├─/EFI/systemd/systemd-bootx64.efi (systemd-boot 256.4)
               └─/EFI/BOOT/BOOTX64.EFI (systemd-boot 256.4)

No boot loaders listed in EFI Variables.

Boot Loader Entries:
        $BOOT: /boot (/dev/disk/by-partuuid/2c881739-d2ed-4fc0-a84b-0bbce9cbbe13)
        token: nixos

Default Boot Loader Entry:
         type: Boot Loader Specification Type #2 (.efi)
        title: NixOS Vicuna 24.11.20240911.4f807e8 (Linux 6.10.9) (Generation 10, 2024-09-15)
           id: nixos-generation-10-r2sdpj5imjqpdr5rmn2eofvonngxtpa64bhxbbc4ridqoo7xmliq.efi
       source: /boot//EFI/Linux/nixos-generation-10-r2sdpj5imjqpdr5rmn2eofvonngxtpa64bhxbbc4ridqoo7xmliq.efi
     sort-key: lanza
      version: Generation 10, 2024-09-15
        linux: /boot//EFI/Linux/nixos-generation-10-r2sdpj5imjqpdr5rmn2eofvonngxtpa64bhxbbc4ridqoo7xmliq.efi
      options: init=/nix/store/97flahsna916i40wi871siw36nfkqpbc-nixos-system-icarus-24.11.20240911.4f807e8/init loglevel=4

And the reset to factory makes it show the boot loader again, but that doesn’t put it in setup mode.

I’m wondering if this is an Intel issue or me doing something dumb.