I think it would be nice to have an expiration card with GPS + GSM modules, which can double as a wireless GSM/*G modem as well as an answer to SMS for example tell the current location of the laptop. Having type C as a disguise would be also awesome on the card.
Alternatively integrating Apple Airtag or some technology like that would also be a nice idea.
Iām not fan of apple, and I have a framework laptop DIY edition with Arch on it. 