Haha! No trolling here.
Alright, you’re so close! One last attempt from me:
How do you know that is not the problem if you haven’t fixed the issue?
You are not using an audio interface / device ID that has a device.name property.
This suggests you made a rule that is irrelevant to the problem you are trying to solve. Let’s try making a rule that will solve the problem!
As the wiki links I posted said, run wpctl status to list all audio devices, sinks, and sources. We don’t care about microphones here so we can ignore sources, however we need to apply the rule systematically to each of the devices and sinks until we find the right one on your system.
Start with the first device. Look at the number next to it. Let’s say it’s 01 for example. That is the ID for that device. In this example, I would type wpctl inspect 01 to list the properties. Look through all of the properties and try to find device.name If you don’t see it in the list, try again using a different audio device or sink. Keep repeating this process until you find one with a device.name property.
Once you find one with a device.name property, use that to create the rule for alsa. Reboot after saving and see if it worked. If it didn’t work, try another audio device or sink. You will need to go through all of your audio devices, not just one. Remember, you are looking for one with a device.name property and not a node.name property.
Me neither! But reading through the arch wiki provided the steps necessary and helped me, someone that is very new to Linux as a whole, troubleshoot and configure my device. I feel empowered! If I can do it, other people can too. You just have to take in the information in front of you and apply some critical thinking, and maybe a bit of improv. You’ll get it done!
If you still can’t find the correct property after all this, maybe try a different OS or wait for someone else to help. I’m a noob, after all!