All these memes about the new Fallout series made me excited to play a game on my 13" Framework laptop --which I purchased for Very Serious Business Work Only, by the way.
Lifehacker had a nice roundup of which game to play first [1], so Fallout 3 it is.
GOG.com has the Fallout 3 Game of the Year edition [2] for US$ 20.
Created an account and tried to pay. That took me three times, with three alternative login accounts and 3 tries with Tunnelbear to VPN to different countries, but finally I paid and downloaded the game.
Why three times? Iâm currently located in the Caribbean and assumed that GOG does not want to accept payments from certain IP locations. So I tried a VPN into the US, got a new total amount (there were taxes included). Cheapskate is my middle name so I tried the Netherlands and was welcomed with a price of 9 Euros (yay) but could not get through to the final payment page. Back to the US, sucked up on the taxes, and bought the game.
Downloaded the installer from GOG --not the GOG Galaxy installer mind you. I donât need that overhead, or so I thought.
Installing did not go very well. I was prompted to download and install .NET 3 and a Microsoft app named GFWLive setup, which did not do anything.
Then I was greeted by a Windows popup telling me that this piece of software would not run as expected. Boy, was it right. A welcome screen was shown, I could choose a New Game and then ⌠nothing. App freeze.
My next step was to uninstall the game and to suck it up and install GOG Galaxy. Surely I must have been wrong in thinking that GOG Galaxy was not needed and just a piece of bloat? Only with GOG Galaxy an old game --any game really-- could work correctly?
Downloaded the game through the GOG Galaxy app and then ⌠same nothingness, same error pupup, and same app freeze after choosing New Game.
Google our way out of this mess and install âNew Vegas Anti Crashâ app (sign in as a new user first of course). That did nothing.
The GOG Support Center pointed to a pcgamerwiki [3] page which is chock full of suggestions like âCheck if renaming <path-to-game>\Data\Music
or <path-to-game>\Data\Video
solves the issueâ and links to yet other pages like âUnsupported IGPUs and Windows 10 AU: use graphics bypassâ and gems like âRun as administrator (citation needed)â
I gave up. I just wanted to play a game, man.
GOG was quick to give me a refund (the next day the game was US$8 all of a sudden, whatâs that about?), but the itch to play remains.
OK, I admit that the last PC game I played must have been '98 Battlezone (I can still hear âScavenger here! Iâm on it!â). Shortly after that I switched to Linux and then to Apple in 2005.
Now, being lured back into the MS Windows world, I wonder: How do you just play a game on your Windows PC?
[1] Best Fallout Game for Fans of the TV Series | Lifehacker